If you plan to be rude or disrespectful please follow this advice. Pull your lower lip over your head and SWALLOW!
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You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?
Yeah, I don't have one of those.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.