If meat eaters acted like vegetarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=XTdUh4Ftc84
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If meat eaters acted like vegetarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=XTdUh4Ftc84
Omg...I be so down with this!
http://www.kahrtalk.com/attachment.p...1&d=1363707220
Really funny!
We're okay... moved post to separate one. http://www.kahrtalk.com/showthread.p...779#post390779
Wynn
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is a black American, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future."
So that is where they got the glue names...:faint2:
More wisdom from Little Johnny
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Oh jeepster, you killed me with that one. I like how you're thinking.