Is that certificate of live birth or certificate of jive birth?Originally Posted by Barth
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Is that certificate of live birth or certificate of jive birth?
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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I was getting bored with this forum, but after finding this thread there is hope!
I'll say one thing, that Osama bin Laden is something else - fathering Barry bin Bama at the tender age of 7 with a woman more than 6 times his age!
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I am leaving. Goodbye.
If this happens, will this mean the end of the world!!!??? Will Kahrtalk explode???
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That McDonald's Kalender 2013 brought back memories ... my rather gross college roommate used to buy "Screw" magazine (is that still published?), and one edition had an article called "Too Fat to F***" that almost - almost - drove me to a life of celibacy. It took a while to recover.
"Measure twice, cut once. Think twice, speak once."
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).
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Nm.......
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This thread is like a death scene in a Greek Tragedy! It goes on and on......
Tony
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).
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HA!! I like Greek Tragedies
Tony
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I said to myself I'm done replying to this post,it's just gone to far out of control but I almost pissed myself with this reply. Bawaa,haa,haa,haa.Gigglesnort.
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