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[muggsy]

I recently purchased a brand new Kahr PM9. I didn't bother to read the owners manual and I'm shooting the cheapest bulk ammo that I can find. Can anyone one tell me why I'm having so much trouble with this gun malfunctioning? I'm thinking of going back to my old KelTec.
Signed,
FNG

[RevRay]

As a stand-alone post ... I was scratching my head. But seen in the light of another one of your recent posts ... light bulb!

[hogsnguns]

Muggsy...Now that is funny! Almost fell off my chair laughing!
maybe it will smooth out if you don't clean it and shoot it dirty with a limp wrist lol.

[muggsy]

I'm glad you got a kick out of my post. I've read so many similar posts that I couldn't resist adding my own to the mix. You took it in the spirit in which it was written. Excellent!

[jocko]

sh!t stirrur. Just sayin

[OldLincoln]

At least no ghost popped up shrieking at the top of it's dead voice! You just wait TinMan.......

[Tinman507]

Have the palpitations stopped yet?

[certified106]

Lol! That was a pretty funny post...... i have to admit it took just a split second as I started reading the post before I figured out where you were going. Bravo

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[CJB]

I recently purchased a brand new Kahr PM9. I didn't bother to read the owners manual and I'm shooting the cheapest bulk ammo that I can find. Can anyone one tell me why I'm having so much trouble with this gun malfunctioning? I'm thinking of going back to my old KelTec.
Signed,
FNG

Muggs ol' bean, here's what you must do.

Begin by assailing any counter issue or questioning by folks trying to help you. Be assertive in your total knowledge of the issues at hand, and also stand firm in your belief that you will, by the power of your own mental aptitude, solve Kahr's problem for all time. Be sure to take matters unto yourself and modify your pistol without regard to any advice given on the forum.

After that, be sure to follow up on other's responses, when they continue to try to help you with the problem you've not solved, or made worse, but be sure to do so with increasing vigilance and self affirmation.

After that, announce that you'll live with the problem and tweak your modifications for a while. Then call Kahr, explain the problem, tell them all you've found, what you did to their obvious design and manufaring problem by way of modification, and listen as they tell you the warranty is void. After that, get mad. You gotta get mad dog mean online. Follow that up with some good old Kahr bashing on other forums, sell the pistol, buy a new problem pistol, and you've pretty much let the problem run its course!~

[oncechance]

Muggs ol' bean, here's what you must do.

Begin by assailing any counter issue or questioning by folks trying to help you. Be assertive in your total knowledge of the issues at hand, and also stand firm in your belief that you will, by the power of your own mental aptitude, solve Kahr's problem for all time. Be sure to take matters unto yourself and modify your pistol without regard to any advice given on the forum.

After that, be sure to follow up on other's responses, when they continue to try to help you with the problem you've not solved, or made worse, but be sure to do so with increasing vigilance and self affirmation.

After that, announce that you'll live with the problem and tweak your modifications for a while. Then call Kahr, explain the problem, tell them all you've found, what you did to their obvious design and manufaring problem by way of modification, and listen as they tell you the warranty is void. After that, get mad. You gotta get mad dog mean online. Follow that up with some good old Kahr bashing on other forums, sell the pistol, buy a new problem pistol, and you've pretty much let the problem run its course!~

Priceless!