"And he's (trying to) buy the stairway to Heaven". Not much to add after my first post.
Good deeds DO NOT get you into heaven, and it's questionable if those are even good deeds. How good was it for all the innocent murder victims that were defenseless because they couldn't have a handgun to protect themselves?
And when you preface your comment with "If there is a God", that's not a good start, and I wouldn't be bragging about just walking right into Heaven.
If you don't KNOW there is a God, then I highly doubt you are going anywhere but into the lake of fire.