You can tell 'em June, but don't July (Graphic Contents)

[jlottmc]

Close Colonel. Same animal, less clothes and more...well you know.

[ltxi]

I'm racking my brain trying to think what the third thing is? Boobs?

Yeah, but they're usually too big.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Yeah, but they're usually too big.

I'm sorry, maybe you should try different techniques! Just sayin! :001_tt2::001_tt2:

[wyntrout]

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Wynn

[Southerngunner]

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. "Good afternoon sir," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you 3 wishes, since you just arrived in The United States with your wife and eight children The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and – PING! – he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three-car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" -- and -- PING! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout Patio with a BBQ, in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay "One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand "Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap Instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" -- and -- PING ! -- The man was transformed – wearing worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had Disappeared from the horizon. "What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house THIS IS GOOD NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD The fairy said: "Tough Crap , Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself." [TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN !!!!!]

[Southerngunner]

I saw her standing there and

I told her she had
three beautiful children.












She didn't have to get
all pissed off and
threaten me with Islamic Jihad.










It was an honest mistake.
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[wyntrout]

Is something missing??

Wynn

[Bawanna]

I'm thinking it might be the Hefty Trash Bag commercial.

[Southerngunner]

Is something missing??

Wynn

Check it angain the image didn't show up sorry.

[wyntrout]

THAT's funny.

Wynn