Hard way to learn a lesson...pay your debts!!
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick
to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch,
and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the
kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied
and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of this story is always pay your debts.
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Now that's funny.
Originally Posted by jocko
