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Thread: Hey Momma, If you and Daddy get divorced, will you still be my Sister?

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    Default Hey Momma, If you and Daddy get divorced, will you still be my Sister?

    Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles

    May 11, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    MADISON, West Virginia –
    Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.
    “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”
    Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.
    Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.
    Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

    Funny, that she started eating the dog, there!





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    Poke my eyes out momma. You cannot unsee that hag.
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    And they say pit bulls are dangerous.
    The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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    Proof that it's a dog eat dog world out there!
    Judging by today's left wing, looks like Senator Joe McCarthy was right after all.

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    Hag bites dog.

    But did she spit them out? Never mind, just make me unsee all this.
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    Don't try pouring bleach in your eyes, that hurts like hell. I guess I'll have to dig out my old playboys and look through them until my eyes feel better and the memory of that "woman" fades.
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    According to Jocko, the Farmers Almanac works much better. Just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Longitude Zero View Post
    Poke my eyes out momma. You cannot unsee that hag.
    And she cant unbite the bag!

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