Sadly....

[ltxi]

....I've made it back from my two and a half week road trip vacation in one piece.

[Bawanna]

Either a good trip you wanted to last a little longer or you have suicidal thoughts and they didn't pan out.

Lie down on my couch right here and we'll talk about it.

[ltxi]

Either a good trip you wanted to last a little longer or you have suicidal thoughts and they didn't pan out.

Lie down on my couch right here and we'll talk about it.

Perhaps both, methinks.

It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.

Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.

[jeepster09]

Perhaps both, methinks.

It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.

Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.

I think I saw her....

[187911]

It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.

Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.[/QUOTE]

Hmm, you ditched the wife and then got your first speeding ticket in 30 years? Me thinks you knew the hot hot chick with nice boobs who was driving Tahoe was a cop, so you got a ticket on PURPOSE. You're not fooling anyone buddy...

[ltxi]

Hmm, you ditched the wife and then got your first speeding ticket in 30 years? Me thinks you knew the hot hot chick with nice boobs who was driving Tahoe was a cop, so you got a ticket on PURPOSE. You're not fooling anyone buddy...

Wife ditched me....she hates road trips....and deserves to live with any consequences.

[yqtszhj]

Itxi's vacation:

..I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.

Yqtszhj's vacation:
Wife rides, doesn't want to drive. She's too hot, she's' too cold, says I havent fed her, wants to stop and eat, sleeps a lot, doesn't like my radio station, wants to play music I'm tired of, wants to pull over and take pictures, always flipping the sun visor back and forth, wants to shop at every little place. And thats just driving to Wally World to buy stuff for the trip.

I want Itxi's vacation.

[Bawanna]

That sounds way familiar. I turn on air conditioning, wife rolls window down, seem to butt heads all the way until we get home, then just back to normal fisticuffs, after she cools off.

We're heading to Reno end of this month, here we go again.

[yqtszhj]

We're heading to Reno end of this month, here we go again.

We'll start a prayer chain for that trip for sure. Does NV accept WA carry permits?

[ltxi]

Itxi's vacation:



Yqtszhj's vacation:
Wife rides, doesn't want to drive. She's too hot, she's' too cold, says I havent fed her, wants to stop and eat, sleeps a lot, doesn't like my radio station, wants to play music I'm tired of, wants to pull over and take pictures, always flipping the sun visor back and forth, wants to shop at every little place. And thats just driving to Wally World to buy stuff for the trip.

I want Itxi's vacation.

I/we used to have that problem. Took us a few years to settle on the she flies/I drive routine. Both much happier now...life be good.