That buck is a walkin sanctuary in my book. I couldn't do him either.
Colonel
That buck is a walkin sanctuary in my book. I couldn't do him either.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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What's a bigamist?
... a fog in Italy.
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How do you say that you're broke in Italian? Mafundsalow. How do you say that she's a virgin in German? Goesintite.
Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.
Life Member - NRA
Colt Gold Cup 70 series
Colt Woodsman
Ruger Mark III .22-45
Kahr CM9
Kahr P380
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German for brassiere: Der stopzemfrumflopin
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where does the one legged waitress work? ... IHop.
what's her name? ... Eileen
there's also a Japanese waitress there. What's her name? ... Irene.
there's one final waitress with no legs at all ... Consuelo.
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...comesoutlooseOriginally Posted by muggsy
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A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
After a wave of shock, she looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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I was visiting my Grandpa for the holiday yesterday. Our chat was interrupted by a female voice down the hall crying "Super Pu$$y". Seems one of Grandpa's housemates was going from door to door, opening up her housecoat, baring what the good lord gave her so many years ago... and declaring "Super Pu$$y". On down the hallway she came, stopping at every door... "Super Pu$$y"! Finally she arrived at Grandpa's doorway... "Super Pu$$y"! Grandpa calmly replied: "I'll take the soup."
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Ha! Some good ones... especially kenemoore's!
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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