Two wives go out for girls night.
Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee.
They stopped at a cemetery, but had nothing to wipe with.
One use her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off a grave.
The next morning one husband called the other and said
"No more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties!"
The other husband said " You think that's bad? Mine came back with a card in her crack, that read
from all of us at the fire station...We will never forget you!