What's your ideal Father's Day?

[Barth]

My Daughter is making Lemon/pepper chicken and roasted asparagus for me tomorrow. We went shooting yesterday.

Nice!
I'm traveling to Oregon for my Daughters wedding next week.
This is some of my wedding presents to her -

[Barth]

Also, I just pre-ordered a semi-auto version of one of these (Happy Fathers Day to Me!)

[JohnR]

Bawanna, would they let you on a plane wearing a Depends? Not that you'd want to.

[Bawanna]

Sometimes I think it would be simpler to wear Depends everyday.
Maybe my new slogan could be I wear Depends or nothing at all.

[JohnR]

How about, NO!!!

[yqtszhj]

For me, it's spending all day at the outdoor range (but not in this hot humid weather), by myself. If that makes me a crappy father then I plead guilty. I'm with the wife and kids every weekend already, can't I have a day off?

The girls are 5 and 15 - too young and too indoorsy to share my interests.

I like everything you said but I'd add sleep late (maybe until 9am) and have eggs, bacon, and pancakes for breakfast before heading to the range all alone.

[marshal kane]

I like to spend Father's Day with family. We don't spend the WHOLE day together so it's usually an afternoon followed by a Father's Day Dinner. I get some quality time with the grandkids.

[Tilos]

I'm spending this Fathers Day surfing the recliner in recovery mode, after 7 hours out riding my dirt bike.
Hawley Mtn Lookout Tower (fire watch):

[yqtszhj]

I'm spending this Fathers Day surfing the recliner in recovery mode, after 7 hours out riding my dirt bike.
Hawley Mtn Lookout Tower (fire watch):

Now thats awesome.

[ltxi]

I flew to San Diego to watch my son graduate Marine Basic. First time in 30 years. Reminded me how much I really don't like to fly.
I don't like to travel nekkid.
No restroom facilities on any commercial planes for derelicts.

Plus seldom a rental car or van that I can drive which means I'd have to rely on the wife to drive which can be scary in itself.

I remember that...hence the facetious question.

As some may know from previous comments, I was a 42 year, hard core commercial air travel road warrior. I want nothing to do with it any more unless it's unavoidable essential, and haven't been on one of them there flights since May 2014. We do Maine twice a year, a family reunion in PA at least every other year, plus other one-off travel. I drive, and wife flies 'cause she hates road trips if more than a day's ground travel. I'm a pre check qualified and grandfathered for life high end premium flyer with United Air Lines and I still won't do it. Fortunately for wife my credentials carry over to her as well and she seems to like the vip treatment.