February? ....hmmm? Really?

[jeepster09]

The Dead Cow Lecture...a Life Lesson.

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!


First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were
attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all
gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white
sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an
animal’s body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his
finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow
and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and
spitting, etc.

When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at
them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

[Longitude Zero]

Lol.

[kenemoore]

Outstanding!

[kwh]

More amazing is that real Veterinarians poke their entire arm up real live cows, and get paid for it.

[Second Try]

Dad was in the medical corps in WWII. They did the same thing with urine tests for sugar.

[berettabone]

Had a buddy growing up...........................he ended up going to AG school, mainly because he grew up on a farm. He ended up working for ABS(American Breeding Society) going around doing what was mentioned here concerning arms up cow's butt holes. Inseminating cows for a living, making $35 a cow. Some days he did as many as 60 in a day. No fooling around. Good denaro for the 70's.............

[Bobshouse]

We have a dairy at the prison I worked at. Ron, the guy who worked there always came through the institution with cow dung on his shoulder and down his side. Hey at least we all knew he was working.

[GROTMAN]

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her
father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.



"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

"The whole Isis group," she says.

"Why them," her father asks in shock?

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore.”

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. ”

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the sh*t out of them."

[GROTMAN]

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