Why seniors should not go to summer camp.
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Why seniors should not go to summer camp.
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"Never pet a burning dog"
I can't help but wonder if medical science will ever come up with a cure for stupidity.
I don't know, I kind of admire them for having the gumption to even try it.
Actually the 3 or 4th guy from the right started the chain reaction. Had they stayed aboard everything probably would have been ok, until the same guys realized they were so high and probably would lose their balance and fall anyhow.
Several looked like they had bad landings and I bet there were some sore old dudes for awhile.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.
The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take
that chance."
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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