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    Bubba got a new Harley!

    One day, Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba riding a brand new Harley. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
    “Bubba, where’d you get that bike?!”

    “Sue gave it to me,” Bubba replied.

    “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new Harley?”

    “Well, Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were riding out on a County Road in the middle of nowhere. She parked the bike got off of it. Then, she threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’ So I took the Harley!”

    Joe said, “You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes woulda never fit you.

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    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Why Neanderthals became extinct



    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    A little something for Jocko.

    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Good ones :=]
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    Get your eye-bleach ready!

    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    You know what I just did a little bit in my mouth.
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    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    Not sure if she's drinking from that container or just got done peeing in it..
    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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    always loved the far side..

    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by GROTMAN View Post
    Not sure if she's drinking from that container or just got done peeing in it..
    That thought crossed my mind as well but I figured there was no way she's that good a shot since she undoubtedly can't see the shooter or the target.
    Whatever it is, I ain't drinking it, that's fo sho.
    http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    I agree! :=]

    Quote Originally Posted by GROTMAN View Post
    always loved the far side..

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