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  1. 05-18-2017, 01:12 PM #21
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    Bubba got a new Harley!

    One day, Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba riding a brand new Harley. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
    “Bubba, where’d you get that bike?!”

    “Sue gave it to me,” Bubba replied.

    “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new Harley?”

    “Well, Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were riding out on a County Road in the middle of nowhere. She parked the bike got off of it. Then, she threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’ So I took the Harley!”

    Joe said, “You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes woulda never fit you.

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  2. 05-18-2017, 02:27 PM #22
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    Why Neanderthals became extinct
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  3. 05-18-2017, 02:32 PM #23
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    A little something for Jocko.

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  4. 05-18-2017, 07:18 PM #24
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    Good ones :=]
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  5. 05-21-2017, 12:49 PM #25
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    Get your eye-bleach ready!

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    You know what I just did a little bit in my mouth.
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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    Not sure if she's drinking from that container or just got done peeing in it..
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    always loved the far side..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GROTMAN View Post
    Not sure if she's drinking from that container or just got done peeing in it..
    That thought crossed my mind as well but I figured there was no way she's that good a shot since she undoubtedly can't see the shooter or the target.
    Whatever it is, I ain't drinking it, that's fo sho.
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    I agree! :=]

    Quote Originally Posted by GROTMAN View Post
    always loved the far side..

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