New Home Defense Pistol

[Barth]

My hands are licensed as deadly weapons and insured with Lloyds of London. Anything happens to my hands, it $2.50 cash money without question.

I gotta read the fine print and see what it says about me sometimes having to run them under warm water in the morning to get them working though.

I'm a 3rd Degree Black Belt.
That whole registered hands thingy is total Urban Legend.
But you already knew that didn't you old friend

BTW I've worked for Lloyd's of London - LOL!
You're a funny guy

[Bawanna]

Shhhsh your blowing my reputation pal......it'll be our little secret.

[jeepster09]

Bawanna's secret is safe....

[berettabone]

I remember someone telling Fred Sanford that they were a black belt. He told them that it was good because they would need the belt to lower their *** in to the ground No offense mean't...........studied Shorin Ryu from Tadashi Yamashita when I was a young lad.(bow)

[CPTKILLER]

Very nice!

[Armybrat]

I'm a 3rd Degree Black Belt.
That whole registered hands thingy is total Urban Legend.
But you already knew that didn't you old friend

BTW I've worked for Lloyd's of London - LOL!
You're a funny guy

I have a black belt. The wife gives me the 3rd degree because it's a 52".

30 years ago I wore a 36".

[jeepster09]

I remember someone telling Fred Sanford that they were a black belt. He told them that it was good because they would need the belt to lower their *** in to the ground No offense mean't...........studied Shorin Ryu from Tadashi Yamashita when I was a young lad.(bow)

I studied the female anatomy.

[Barth]

I studied the female anatomy.

My hot (do anything anywhere) teenage girlfriend used to watch me train in Taekwondo while in high school.
Was on the Varsity Football team briefly too.
But when they demanded my shoulder length blond hair be cut to 3"?
My girlfriend laid down the law.
Her or football - make a choice!

Don't really need to finish this story do I?

[b4uqzme]

^^^ HS football coach saw me freshman year with my long hair and asked me if I smoked. I said; "Put me on the field. I'll smoke everybody". Cocky SOB I was...

[ct9kahrtoter]

Nice SIGs guys! OP, I really like the contrast of colors in your pistol.