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    Default July jovialities

    An oldie but also a test of postimage

    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    That would ruin anyone's erection, including Bill's. That is why he had Monica, to overcome that problem.

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    You folks are GREAT!!!!!..Thanks for the laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 340pd View Post
    An oldie but also a test of postimage

    Boobs are too big.
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    Threw up a little bit in my mouth. Personally I don't think it has boobs, I think it's a cross, maybe tranny.
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    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bawanna View Post
    Threw up a little bit in my mouth. Personally I don't think it has boobs, I think it's a cross, maybe tranny.
    Yup!!!

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    ...And yet she still believes we didn't vote for her because of the Russians???
    I was once asked if I was "a paranoid for carrying my Kahr".
    "Nope" I said, "just prepared".
    " prepared for what" he asked?
    "more stuff than you are"
    God Bless our Troups!

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    "I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant
    But apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    Arthur Davidson meets......

    An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
    At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
    Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
    God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"
    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of the woman?"

    God said, "Yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

    "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
    God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some key words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."



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