Is this sexual harassment?? :^}
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy..
The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
"It's Frank. The midget............... "
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
3 ways to fail a sobriety test....
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ux5roqq38...est-1.mp4?dl=0
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
Good ones Jeepster
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
Punography
Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).
I'm totally devastated.
A very sad day. I just learned that after five grueling years of medical school, years of interning and slogging away putting in those long, unsociable hours, a very good friend of mine was fired from his profession due to one minor indiscretion. One small error of judgement in a brief moment. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a shameful waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.
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Disappointing Christmas.
I asked my wife for a p***s enlarger for Christmas.
She gave me a magnifying glass.
"Never pet a burning dog"