December delights!

[ltxi]

How's about a couple more chicks?

Now that...I'm good with!

[jeepster09]

Is this sexual harassment?? :^}

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Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops, ​ ​inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy..

The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

"It's Frank. The midget............... "

[jeepster09]

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

[jeepster09]

3 ways to fail a sobriety test....


https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ux5roqq38...est-1.mp4?dl=0

[kenemoore]

Good ones Jeepster

[jeepster09]

Permit...

[Ikeo74]

Punography

[Tinman507]

[kenemoore]

I'm totally devastated.
A very sad day. I just learned that after five grueling years of medical school, years of interning and slogging away putting in those long, unsociable hours, a very good friend of mine was fired from his profession due to one minor indiscretion. One small error of judgement in a brief moment. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a shameful waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.

[340pd]

Disappointing Christmas.


I asked my wife for a p***s enlarger for Christmas.


She gave me a magnifying glass.