That's good! I'll be that guy swears off shooting refrigerators ever again.
That's good! I'll be that guy swears off shooting refrigerators ever again.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
I thought this was funny.
The Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix.
https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk
The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.
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You a pilot?
You a Pilot?
You have lived to be damn near 80, and think you know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks,
still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A few minutes later, a young man sat down on the other side
of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
Oh you killed me with that one Jeepster. I just found out I'm a lesbian too. Who knew?
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
Jeepster, that was great. Almost snorted my coffee.
NRA Benefactor
I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't realize when he bought them last year was that it's on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's CatholicChurch at 3 p.m. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck. She'll be the one in the white dress.
"Never pet a burning dog"
You had me at first....good one!
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
This ain't so jocular...
Moved the mercury thermometer off the covered patio out into the middle of the yard this morning. It read "8"..... as in eight (ocho)!
My nads appear to have ascended, never to be seen again!
The coldest ever recorded temperature in Austin was in 1949 - it was -2 f.
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
What only minus 2! That's balmy nice
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!