I think we oughta build a wall between Illinois and Missouri. This is messing with my heritage ya know.
Maybe a wall around the whole state would be good.
You know why Missouri got the Mule and Illinois got the Swedes? Missouri got first choice.
Don't tell my wife I said that, full blood Swede.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."