Two Old Bikers
An old biker bumped into Jocko coming out of the grocery store. He noticed that his friend had no pants on.

"Say Bro, What's happening?" he asked his friend.

"Nuttin much. What's new with you?" his pantless friend responded.

"You do know you ain't got any pants on?" his buddy stated.

"Yup."

"So what gives?"

"Well, the other day I went riding with no shirt and I wound up with a stiff neck. This is my wife's idea".