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    Default June June....

    Two Old Bikers

    An old biker bumped into Jocko coming out of the grocery store. He noticed that his friend had no pants on.

    "Say Bro, What's happening?" he asked his friend.

    "Nuttin much. What's new with you?" his pantless friend responded.

    "You do know you ain't got any pants on?" his buddy stated.

    "Yup."

    "So what gives?"

    "Well, the other day I went riding with no shirt and I wound up with a stiff neck. This is my wife's idea".

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    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    Somebody help me back in the chair. I'm emailing the ole coot on this one. Good one.
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    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    Heh ya all asswipes. If u havenít tried the pants thing, then donít knock it. Ol JOCKO is alive snnwell. Just bred 50 sheep a few weeks ago. Somecwere even makes,but WTF at my ago who cares
    . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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    By the way ol JOCKO PMJ9 has over 40k rounds thru it. Just boughtvthe wife a new 2018 HD Heritage classic 114. Nice machine! Fightingvthru some health issues but still able to throw a leg over my 2010 streetglide with 76k miles an autographed by Willie G. God bless America
    . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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    MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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    Thanks for stopping by Jocko. I suspect when your time comes (hopefully a long ways off) they'll bury the streetglide with you a sitting on it like they did that fella a few years back. That ought to shake up the archeologist when they excavate him in a few hundred years.
    http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    Well hello there Jocko!
    "My God, Woodrow. It has been quite a party, ain't it?"

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    Ward: So what happened to your pearl necklace?
    June: Now don't be so hard on the Beaver.

    "My God, Woodrow. It has been quite a party, ain't it?"

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    Jocko!!!!!!!

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    Hey Jocko....here is some vintage porn for ya.....
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    HEY JOCKOÖ.the convict and I MISS YA!! It's just not the same without you.

    When your not around I'm the worst speller on the Forum!

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