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    Jocko And The Blonde

    Jocko walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.


    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.



    The blonde looked at Jocko and said,
    "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Jocko said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."

    Jocko placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"


    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Jocko.
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


    Jocko replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Jocko took the money.
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    Pretty good, Jeepster, but I bet you'll be amused at these excerpts of witness testimony from a real trial in a rural Missouri town about a century ago. The witness, a colorful old character named "Uncle John", was a cousin of my grandpa's:

    https://thelibrary.org/lochist/perio...V1/N6/W62e.htm

    Good ol' Uncle John - busy at his favorite work:

    "My God, Woodrow. It has been quite a party, ain't it?"

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    lol...Good ole Uncle John!
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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
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    So true.....
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    50's car nerd:

    Apparently, the Bullet Bra has no power over him..... or perhaps it is just not of large enough caliber

    https://www.vintag.es/2017/06/bullet...rwear-for.html
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    Naw, 50's nerd car would have a flathead with 3 duces. Those were the days.
    •"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." - O. L.

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    Or maybe they were too big?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLincoln View Post
    Naw, 50's nerd car would have a flathead with 3 duces. Those were the days.
    OldLincoln,
    You might enjoy perusing some of the pages of this thread (many vintage hot rod photos): https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/...t-rods.430894/
    Regards,
    Greg
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