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    Default November Nonsense...

    I really don't got nothin' fer this right now. I just, after all these years, wanted to get to name the Monthly thread.
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    Well done, good name.
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    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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    The Doctors Waiting Room

    They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there and you say in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it’s embarrassing.There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room.
    As he approached the desk the receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”

    “There’s something wrong with my dick,” he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded doctors room and say things like that.”

    “Why not? You asked me what wrong and I told you,” he said.

    The receptionist replied, “You’ve obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.”

    The man replied, “you shouldn’t ask people things in a room full of others if the answer could embarrass anyone.”

    The man walked out waited several minutes and the re-entered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”

    “There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear , Sir?”

    “I can’t piss out of it,” the man replied.



    The waiting room erupted in laughter!!!!!
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    Last night there was an accident out front of my house......

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    Hmmmm....so true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    Last night there was an accident out front of my house......

    Sorta of looks like the head violet at work on a much smaller scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bawanna View Post
    Sorta of looks like the head violet at work on a much smaller scale.
    I feel your pain......
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    Default Pretty sure this happened near Greg's place....

    Aliens

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
    for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
    addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
    your leader."

    The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at
    the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were
    you"

    The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
    there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's
    haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
    Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your
    leader or I will fire!"

    The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I
    don't think you should make him mad."

    "Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
    and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
    towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a
    burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

    About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
    refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked
    dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
    big green head.

    "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
    near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

    The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
    and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
    travels, when a guy has a pen!$ he can wrap around himself twice and then
    stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"
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