A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
Russian or Redneck
A Russian and a redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.
before the final match, the redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
he's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."
the redneck nodded in acknowledgment.
as the match started, the redneck and the russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.
all of a sudden, the russian lunged forward, grabbing the redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
his back hit the mat with a thud and the redneck collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded.
when he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
the wrestler answered, "well, i was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, i opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face.
i had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength i stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as i could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "that's what finished him off!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts."
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Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
Jeepster, I have learned to not be drinking anything when I read your post. They are snot slingers, and I mean that in a good way.
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