Excellent!!
Excellent!!
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Santa upgrades to meet FAA rules....
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
No worries. Santa normally flies under the radar, at about 500 feet AGL.
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My neighbor Bob from Chicago moved in last summer and lives alone and is a really nice guy...I talked to him several times and found out he is a huge Cubs and Blackhawks fan (I think that's a hockey team whatever that is) anyway since he didn't have anywhere to go or family to be with on Christmas we invited him over to spend the day and have Christmas dinner with us....Everything was going well until he got a couple drinks in him and started on about how much he missed Chicago and how home sick he was for the Windy City and having snow at Christmas and on and on and on....Finally it became too much and I decided to do something to bring a little Chicago to his day so I shot him in the head 3 times, took his wallet and stole his car.....
Another one I didn't see a comin.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!! You folks have out done yourselves.
Nice...
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I stopped by a drug store on the way home last night to pick up a few things and there was nobody up front so I went back to the pharmacy to pay and I noticed a display for a little blue all natural herbal pill guaranteed to work just as well as the real Viagra at 1/10th the price....After the druggist rang me up I asked him if they really worked as advertised and he said, you bet they do and you can't beat the price....I asked him if you could get it over the counter and he said, if I take two of um I can....