Naw, I think the bikini is too small.Originally Posted by ltxi
I do like the blue 57 though. Was always fond of the 57 Chevy.
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Naw, I think the bikini is too small.
I do like the blue 57 though. Was always fond of the 57 Chevy.
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Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"
The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last, they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
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I'm talking about the beer signs on the wall, what are you talking about???
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“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
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Much! Tnank you.
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Not even close......she's not holding a GUN!!!!!!
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She’s carryin’ two, as far as I can see.
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Ahhh maybe Jeeps are better....
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The convict said he wouldn't kick the Gal on the "57" off of his jail bed for eating crackers...........BUT he says he has ALL HE CAN HANDLE AT HOME AND THEN SOME!!
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I'm not touching that and you can't make me, no way. My lips and fingers are sewn together. Mums the word from me.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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