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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
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    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Lawyers in Heaven

    A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?”

    The Lawyer thought a moment then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

    Saint Peter said, “Well, that’s fine, but it’s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.”

    The Lawyer said, “Wait, wait! There’s more! I also gave a quarter to a homeless person three years ago.” Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

    Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?”

    Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”

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    Shopping Trip

    A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
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    Outstanding!
    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    Nice

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    When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others.

    The same things happens when you're stupid.

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