Albert Einstein was a genius...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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August Agggg....the heat is on!
Albert Einstein was a genius...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
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She is never happy....
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”
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I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.
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Speaking of the heat.....
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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Gotta get me one of them raccoon baths.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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Good one ^^^^^^
The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.
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