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Thread: August Agggg....the heat is on!

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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
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    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    I didn't see that one a comin. Good one.
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    A millennial entrepreneur was driving his new Porsche north across the Golden Gate Bridge...a little fast. An officer pulled him over.

    While he was writing the ticket the officer asked "Are you sure this is your car? It's pretty fancy for a young guy like you. What do you do for a living anyway?"

    The young man says..."I'm an a$$hole stretcher."

    The cop says "WHAAAT? How do you do that?"

    The young man says "Well first you put in one finger and move it around, then 2 fingers. Pretty soon you can get a whole hand in there and then two. You sort of stretch things around and pretty soon you have a 6 foot a$$hole."

    The cop asks "What do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?"

    The kid says...."You give him a radar gun and put him on the Golden Gate Bridge."

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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    I'm not sure if this was "photoshopped"!

    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Ya think?
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    3 girls walking through a cemetery....


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    Thanks for the laugh's!!!!!

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    This reminds me of someone....
    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Saw this post on Facebook:

    Only in Fort Walton Beach , I walked into Tom Thumb to get a drink and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there.. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink.

    As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! It was like she hit the hyper combo move while button mashing on street fighter..

    When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.

    I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? And being the nosy person that I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.

    The officer looked at me seriously, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!



    Now I want to know which of my friends actually read this to the end.. If you did, copy and paste this to see who believes you! Change it to your city.
    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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