Nuttin' funny in September?

[wyntrout]

Non-PC. I don't know why Facebook put a cover over this, as they do with really bloody and violent stuff. :-D

[AJBert]

The best joke I remember from 3rd grade, and I still love it. Closest one could come at that age to cussing without getting a beating!

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?



Elephino?

[jeepster09]

You could have just said Italian, as we breed them all崙崙

An Italian Funeral:


A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking
a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and
killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and
silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."

[kenemoore]

How come if I go to the animal shelter and bring home a dog, everyone thinks I'm a Saint.

But if I go to the Women's shelter and try to bring home a women, everyone goes batty?