Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Commas save lives...
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December Dandy's
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Commas save lives...
"Never pet a burning dog"
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OMG!
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Uh-oh!
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
Colonel
What uh oh? Look delicious even to this apple fritter addict.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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Kinda blows up my weight loss schedule.
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
Colonel
Gotcha, probably one or two glutens in there too whatever a gluten is and whatever it might look like.
Just think good but in moderation................don't work for me but might work for you.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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Donuts are my weakness. Haven't had one in probably 7 or 8 months. Those look delicious...…………...I've really cut down on the glutens over the last year. Do I feel any better???????????? What do you think...…………...
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I had to steal this one. LOL!
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BEST GUN SIGHTS EVER ?
"If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Buying a Bull
Two sisters - one blonde and one brunette - inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately after just a few years they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull I'll contact you to drive out after me to haul it home."
The brunette arrives, inspects the bull, and decides to purchase it. After negotiations she is left with only $1.
She drives to the nearest telegraph office to notify her sister of the purchase. She explains to the telegraph office that she needs to tell her sister to hitch the trailer and drive it out to take the bull home..
The telegraph operator explains that the cost will be 99 cents per word which means that with the left over dollar, she can send only one word.
She decides to send the word "Comfortable."
The operator shakes his head and asks "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bul."
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
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