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    As Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman walk through town, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world"

    "I am entering" said Snow White.

    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

    "First Place" said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering" says Superman.

    After half an hour he returns and they ask him , "How did you make out?"

    "First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?

    Pinocchio says "This is mine."

    Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

    "What happened?" they asked

    "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

    "Life Member NRA"
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    Did you crop the target about 4 feet above the urinal... an "X"?
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    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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