Today I file to import my mail order bride!

[I_Like_Turtles]

Today is the day.....finally got all the docs together, off they (and $535.00) go to DHS to import my girl. Christian, conservative, fit, libertarian, great shot, gun loving....sometimes you have to go far to find what you need.

[BirdsThaWord]

Good luck! Hopefully you won’t need it, but just in case. Love is awesome when it is true!!!

[scattershot]

Where is she from? Congrats, BTW.

[I_Like_Turtles]

Good luck! Hopefully you won’t need it, but just in case. Love is awesome when it is true!!!

Thanks man, I am a mix of emotions but there is no way I'll ever find her equal. If someone told me they were dating such a girl and asked my advice on marriage, I'd advise them to marry that person in a New York Minute.

She is from Jakarta, Indonesia.

I NEVER thought I'd marry an Asian.....when I first saw her pic and where she was from I thought 'oh what the hell, send her a "flirt," it's not like we'll ever meet her.' SMH!

[getsome]

Congrats Turtles, I wish you all the best and hope that you find your true soul mate and you both know the meaning of real love for all of your days.......Interesting the import fee for a wife is only $535.00...... I gotta check into how much the export fee for one is....

[wally1]

Do they have any BOGO deals?

[340pd]

When she gets there ask her if she has a sister. Then PM me with pics.

[jeepster09]

Congrats Turtles, I wish you all the best and hope that you find your true soul mate and you both know the meaning of real love for all of your days.......Interesting the import fee for a wife is only $535.00...... I gotta check into how much the export fee for one is....

Regarding EXPORT FEE'S....

As da Blues Brothers would say...."it's cheaper to keep her".

[JohnR]

Does Amazon deliver those? I'd have to use the Amazon boxes at the gas station...

[BirdsThaWord]

Does Amazon deliver those? I'd have to use the Amazon boxes at the gas station...

Or you could use Wayfair!