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Acutely August
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Bravo !!! and even worse this year is they have to get to the Post Office to vote !!!
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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I often wonder "how has this person lived this long?"
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Urine Test for Old Men
My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus.
One hour before thescheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.
Directions:
Simply go outside and pee on the front lawn.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL.
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS.
If you return to your house with your ***** outside
your pants: ALZHEIMER'S.
"Never pet a burning dog"
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Two out of five ain’t so good, is it?
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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Minnesota is proud of our Governor Walz....
Minnesota is proud of our Governor Walz....was behind this supporter of our Governor who let Minneapolis BURN!
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
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