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At my age it’s nice to know that someone cares about me and is interested in my needs.....My kids almost never call unless they want something but my little friend Ashish calls me 3 or 4 times a week to let me know that my 2002 pickup truck is about to go out out of warranty.........I think it’s nice that somebody out there still cares about us old folks........
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A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"
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I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
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This one took me a few minutes.Originally Posted by jeepster09
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
Colonel
I'm still working this one, sometimes I'm a little slow on the uptake.This one took me a few minutes.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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Yeah, took me a double-pause to get it, but I gnawed on it till the light turned on, 'cause my b-i-l's name is Angus. I won't be repeating that one to him or his wife.
Colonel
I'm still working, the light isn't coming on. Boy do I feel dumb.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
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Take the "G" out of his name!
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Lol! Me too!This one took me a few minutes.
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Boy I feel better, took me a bit of pondering to get that one but daddy always called me “New Moon” because he said I wasn’t too bright....I will be adding it to my bad dad jokes book though........
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