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    WOW that's sad but true...
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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
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    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and

    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    A Marine and his wife

    Once a Marine, always a Marine ...


    On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"


    He looked up from his newspaper and said, "Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."


    She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"


    He nodded and said, "Yes, dear, I said, 'Oh, baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' "


    She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"


    He looked her up and down and said, "Mission accomplished."
    Oh Man!, that one brought tears to my eyes.
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    Rare condition

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
    of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
    then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
    again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
    the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
    As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
    before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,

    "I couldn't help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed three times,
    wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very rare medical
    condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

    "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking
    anything for it?"

    The woman nodded, "Black Pepper."

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    "Life Member NRA"
    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    There’s a blond joke in that one somewhere......wow
    The Federal Government cannot give anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else….

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    That there's funny...I don't care who you are!

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