Forever July's Japings...

[wyntrout]

[getsome]

Looks like a future Chicago Mayor to me…..Just sayin

[dustnchips]

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[GROTMAN]

[dustnchips]

[getsome]

How things work in Washington DC…….There was a bad water main break in the Capital building causing a huge flood so the building and grounds supervisor put out an emergency call for contractor bids to fix the problem…….First guy to show up was from Virginia and he checked out the damage, measured and figured out an estimate of 9 thousand dollars, 4 thousand for the crew, 4 thousand for materials and 1 thousand for profit……..The second contractor was from Alabama and figured up a repair bid of 7 thousand dollars, 3 thousand for the crew, 3 thousand for materials and 1 thousand for profit………The last contractor to show up was from Chicago and he didn’t even look at the damage but handed the building supervisor a bid of 27 thousand dollars…….The supervisor said wait a minute, your bid is way out of line with the others, what are you thinking?………The Chicago contractor pulled him closer and whispered, it’s 10 thousand for you and 10 thousand for me and 7 thousand to pay that dude from Alabama to actually do the repair work……Supervisor says, you’re hired, when can you start?…..Your tax dollars at work…….

[Armybrat]

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