Forever July's Japings...

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The one on the right will fit right in an most any college.


jd

[jeepster09]

That Special Ring.....

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock, brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.” The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check.

“I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.” “I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?”

[jeepster09]

Hit Men

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Two Mafia Hitmen are walking in the woods,middle of the night.One says "I gotta admit I"m scared out here. Other guys says "You"re SCARED ....
I GOTTA WALK OUT OF HERE ALONE.

[getsome]

The absolute worst job in America must be Joe Biden’s sign language interpreter for the deaf……

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=mSiJy3kJzPg

You could tell the most uncomfortable guy in the room was CNN boob Don Lemon because he didn’t want his interview to be the one when the guys in the white suits showed up to take him away……..

[yqtszhj]

The absolute worst job in America must be Joe Biden’s sign language interpreter for the deaf……

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=mSiJy3kJzPg

You could tell the most uncomfortable guy in the room was CNN boob Don Lemon because he didn’t want his interview to be the one when the guys in the white suits showed up to take him away……..

Thats is the saddest thing I’ve seen in a while. Not that I like the guy or his family but they need to keep him home so he doesn’t embarrass himself. But don’t let Kamala get the Presidents office. I believe we’re in trouble.

[JohnR]

That was a cringe fest.

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