"If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
GROTMAN, nothing is showing up for me. Just a little blue square
But it is a NICE square....
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It is a very nice square indeed……I guess we need a joke here so today a billionaire bought himself a rocket which looked exactly like a giant dick and flew into space but unfortunately came back as yet another undeliverable and unwanted Amazon package…….Heartbreaker
Blonde helping a trucker
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down......
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken
to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want
to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for
your trouble”
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's
car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking
down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these
chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so
now we're going to Sea World."
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The Firing Squad:
Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
George Bush was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and George pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given George yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
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"Never pet a burning dog"
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"Never pet a burning dog"
Where are the cigars?
Man of steel - Kahr T9, CZ75
Monica has them.....
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