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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    Would another color Jeep not show the dirt as easily?
    Oh my, and that’s all I have to say about that…….

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    "Life Member NRA"
    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    Can I get a big Amen and Praise the Lord from the congregation please…….

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    Amen!
    A corrupt government tends to be well protected by a thin white line of bureaucracy.

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    and they always pay their bill with someone else's money...

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "Life Member NRA"
    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    The Doctor

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
    clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer' Clinic.



    Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

    Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
    medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.
    Geezer's clinic.

    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can
    you please help me?

    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
    3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

    Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!

    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
    recover his money.

    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
    mouth."

    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


    Dr. Young (after now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
    several more days.

    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see anything!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000
    back." (giving him a $10 bill).

    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

    Moral of story – Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old
    Geezer"!

    Remember: Don't make old people mad.

    "Life Member NRA"
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    Thanks, Jeepster

    Those are two great classics!


    jd
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