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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by GROTMAN View Post
    i like that one
    The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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    Lessons in life…..

    Sometimes when you cry, nobody cares and sees your tears….

    Sometimes when you are hurting, nobody is there to see your pain….

    Sometimes when you are sad, no one is there to comfort your sorrow….

    But if you are in a major sales meeting with the big boss and a new client and accidentally let go a fart that reverberates off your chair, well suddenly the world is right there with you……

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    ^^^ Truer words may never have been spoken

    I think the BeeGees may have done a song about that.

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    CALLER:
    Is this Gordon's Pizza?

    GOOGLE:
    No sir, it's Google Pizza.

    CALLER:
    I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

    GOOGLE:
    No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

    CALLER:
    OK. I would like to order a pizza.

    GOOGLE:
    Do you want your usual, sir?

    CALLER:
    My usual? You know me?

    GOOGLE:
    According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

    CALLER:
    OK! That’s what I want ...

    GOOGLE:
    May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

    CALLER:
    What? I detest vegetables!

    GOOGLE:
    Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

    CALLER:
    How the hell do you know!

    GOOGLE:
    Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

    CALLER:
    Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

    GOOGLE:
    Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

    CALLER:
    I bought more from another drugstore.

    GOOGLE:
    That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

    I paid in cash.

    GOOGLE:
    But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

    CALLER:
    I have other sources of cash.

    GOOGLE:
    That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

    CALLER:
    WHAT THE HELL!

    GOOGLE:
    I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

    CALLER:
    Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without Internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

    GOOGLE:
    I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

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    Kinda noisy around my house. Half a dozen roofers up top stripping the hail-damaged shingles off. Supposedly they’ll have the new ones on & everything cleaned up by sundown.
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    Got hit by a big hail storm huh? That's not good. Roofs ain't cheap now days.
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    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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