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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    A picture of the youth Mike Rowe is talking about.....
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    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    Oh man I hope Jocko's drool cup was empty, it's gotta be filling up fast with this porn.
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

    "If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."

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    Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence.

    The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL:

    • 40" D Breasts
    • 24" WAIST and
    • 34" HIP

    When she walks into a room, people say,
    "JESUS"


    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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    In 1953 Jonas Salk invented the Polio vaccine and it was given to children everywhere and after being vaccinated no one has ever since contracted Polio again but today I went to the CVS Drugstore to get allergy pills and I noticed a sign in the drugstore saying a 4th Covid vaccine is now available for folks 50 and over AND you also get 8 Covid-19 test kits for FREE if you get one so I’m thinking, ok I have 3 shots of mystery juice in me and now I can get another one and free test kits to see if I get the virus that I’ve already taken 3 shots to prevent………Somehow this isn’t building confidence in my mind that this stuff works……

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    Polio shot was for curing/preventing disease, today's shot is for making money....times have changed. When we were kids if you raised cain at your friends house THEIR PARENTS could discipline you.
    Today if a kid was raising cain at a friends house they call police or sue the parents.
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