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    Well, it’s gettin’ difficult for me to open the fridge.
    Wife said that’s not a bad thing in my case.
    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    Anybody here gonna bid on Grant’s revolvers?

    https://www.rockislandauction.com/ri...gton-revolvers
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    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
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    I'd sell the farm for those but they'd probably just get a chuckle out of it. Those are sure sweet. They'll go for an absolute ton of loot.
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    One eared Admiral:

    Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4
    Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapult shot from the carrier, but due
    to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the
    only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically
    impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.
    However, during his career he was always sensitive about his
    appearance.

    One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a
    Marine Sergeant Major
    for his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a
    Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the
    interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about
    me?" The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but
    notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether
    this impacts your hearing on that side."

    The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his
    office.

    The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same
    question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear." The
    Admiral threw him out as well.

    The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major He was
    articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two
    Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead
    with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"

    To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."

    The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly
    tactful Marine. "And just how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

    The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f******' ear.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armybrat View Post
    Anybody here gonna bid on Grant’s revolvers?

    https://www.rockislandauction.com/ri...gton-revolvers
    The wifey and I took a tour of his home in Galena, Il. I'd post a few pics but my computer has been telling me that this isn't a secure site and hasn't let me post pics in months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by berettabone View Post
    The wifey and I took a tour of his home in Galena, Il. I'd post a few pics but my computer has been telling me that this isn't a secure site and hasn't let me post pics in months.
    Id sure like to see those pics if things ever get straightened out. Love that kind of stuff.
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

    "If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
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    Nationwide crisis averted! (In liberal sorta way)

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