Well, it’s gettin’ difficult for me to open the fridge.
Wife said that’s not a bad thing in my case.
Well, it’s gettin’ difficult for me to open the fridge.
Wife said that’s not a bad thing in my case.
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
Anybody here gonna bid on Grant’s revolvers?
https://www.rockislandauction.com/ri...gton-revolvers
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
-Rudyard Kipling
I'd sell the farm for those but they'd probably just get a chuckle out of it. Those are sure sweet. They'll go for an absolute ton of loot.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
..........
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
One eared Admiral:
Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4
Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapult shot from the carrier, but due
to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the
only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically
impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.
However, during his career he was always sensitive about his
appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a
Marine Sergeant Major
for his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a
Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the
interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about
me?" The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but
notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether
this impacts your hearing on that side."
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his
office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same
question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear." The
Admiral threw him out as well.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major He was
articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two
Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead
with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly
tactful Marine. "And just how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f******' ear.”
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
.......
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
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"Never pet a burning dog"