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    He don't even know his name....

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    A Man With No Enemies.

    A Man with No Enemies…

    Meet Walter Barnes

    All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!

    Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

    80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

    "Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

    "I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

    "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

    "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

    "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

    The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,
    "I outlived all them a$$holes."

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    When I was a kid, my old man had a couple of muskets. An 1850 Tower and an 1860 Springfield. He used to go to musket meets where guys would shoot their muskets and bet cash. He was 4 guys down the line when one of the guys somehow over loaded his musket. As they say, took the side of his head clean off. That's when they went up on the wall, never to be fired again.

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