August absurdities

[dustnchips]

[O'Dell]

Same here

I think that may have been for laser eye surgery, not cataract removal and lens replacement.

[JohnR]

Do you mean the lasik surgery to correct vision?

[dustnchips]

Last night I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it!

[jeepster09]

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Last night I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it!

[GROTMAN]

[JohnR]

^^ Things like that really blow my mind.

[getsome]

No kidding, how in the world could 1992 be 30 years ago….

[dao]

Dayum

[JohnR]

Sigh.