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    Hello?”

    “Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”

    “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

    “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”

    Brief Pause.

    “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

    “Okay Daddy, just a minute.”

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”

    “And what happened honey?” he asked.

    “Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

    “Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

    “He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I he isn’t moving either.”

    Long Pause

    Longer Pause

    Even Longer Pause

    Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”
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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    Nope. I tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustnchips View Post
    The guy with the AR has turned his head to talk to someone, he is not aiming. At a quick glance it looks like he may need some eye work though.
    Ya....especially with the scope mounted backwards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 340pd View Post
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    She is ready for action....even has spare mask ready to go!
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    The spare mask is for the perp she catches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    She is ready for action....even has spare mask ready to go!
    Is this even remotely possible? Never been to New York, never intend to neither but this is wack.
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    Applicants in the past, needed NO QUALIFICATIONS in New York to be a cop. It used to be all civil service. You check the right boxes and your in; then off to the academy. They may not cover how to put holster on your belt...
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    Same qualifications must be needed to become the White House Press Secretary............

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    Quote Originally Posted by getsome View Post
    Same qualifications must be needed to become the White House Press Secretary............
    And obviously President!

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