Looks like a margarita to me.
Looks like a margarita to me.
Man of steel - Kahr T9, SP101
Hmmmm commie plot
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Golf outing
3 ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members only Golf club, when a naked man wearing a bag over his head. jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
the 3 ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood!
the 1st lady says "well he defintely is not my huband"
the 2nd lady looks closely at his manhood and says "he for sure is not my husband"
the 3rd takes a good look and says "he is not even a member of our club"
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Paddy drinking again
Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’.
Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool, steps off and falls flat on his face.
‘Damn’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, ‘Oh bloody damn!’
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air. Feeling much better, he
takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
‘Be-Jesus… I’m in bloody trouble,’ he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says, ‘No bloody way....’
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, ‘I can make it to the bed’. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ‘Damn it!’
and crawls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?’
Paddy says, ‘I did, Jess. I was bloody pissed. But how did you know?’
‘Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.’
NAME CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT IN WASHINGTON.....
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Sorry, Colonel; I love that one.
Man of steel - Kahr T9, SP101
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"Never pet a burning dog"
"Never pet a burning dog"
"Never pet a burning dog"